<Chuck Norris>
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.  
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.  
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. 
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.  
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer 
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. 
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.  
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING 
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. 
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
</Chuck Norris>

<Mr T>
I pity the fool.
As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.
Gonna' teach this sucka a lesson!
Got no time for the jibba jabba!
Hey sucka! You better not be talkin' to no invisible animals!
You broke my chain, fool!!! You broke my chain!!!
I pity the fool, thug, or soul who tries to take over the world...
I don't think so, sucka!
My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me!
I ain't afraid to fly, and I ain't afraid of no monkeys either!
I ain't goin' to no airport! I ain't gonna fly with that crazy fool Murdock.
How 'bout this, sucka!
Fool ain't got no secret weapon. He's just crazy!
What you talkin' 'bout, fool!?! I don't remember none of that!
That's right Jack, you understand?!!
What this fool talkin' 'bout now?
Shut up, fool!
You don't hear nothin but your pea brain rollin' around in your head!
The fool's crazy!
You got that right, crazy man.
I don't care who he is. He still don't have to act the fool.
What's all that about? That guy's crazier than Murdock!
...somethin' in his head. Ain't no tellin' what it was.
Hi, what's your name? Would you like to be my friend?
...Are we gonna get down with our own bad selves?!?
Dont stay up late, eat all your greens. Remember I love you. I'll see you soon.
Don't touch my van, sucka!
Hey pops, you drive pretty good. I'm impressed.
One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground...
We love milk!
....milk must have been colder than I thought.
Must have drank the milk a little bit too fast.
I think they spiked our milk...
It's part of my Africal heritage. It's from the Mandiko tribe...
Shut up fool, you ain't no fish!
Murdock... Is this your chicken?
I think you wear pantyhose!
</Mr T>

<Bruce Lee>
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend
A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at. 
A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough. 
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. 
All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns. 
As you think, so shall you become. 
Knowledge will give you power, but character respect. 
Man, the living creature, the creating individual, is always more important than any established style or system. 
Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind. 
Take no thought of who is right or wrong or who is better than. Be not for or against. 
Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick. 
The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be. 
To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
You just wait. I'm going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world.
All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you
</Bruce Lee>











