//Pirate script by Silentdragon
//Not too great, but it's a good example
[Hh]ello	Ahoy
[Ww]hat(!|\?|\.)?[^ ]	Avast!
[Yy]es[^\?]	Aye
[Yy][Ee][Ss]!	Aye aye!
woman	beauty
Woman	Beauty
[Bb]eer	grog
[Aa]lchohol 	grog 
[Qq]uick[^lL]	smartly
 [Nn]ow 	 smartly 
[Hh]urry	smartly
[Ff]riend[^sS] 	matey
[Ff]riends	maties
am 	be 
ing 	in' 
my 	me 
myself 	meself 
your 	yer 
you 	ye 
no 	nay 
people 	scallywags 
earlier 	'afore 
the 	th' 
of 	o' 
don't 	dern't 
do not 	dern't 
yeah 	aye 
Yeah 	Aye 
wasn't 	weren't 
for 	fer 
between 	betwixt 
around 	aroun' 
to 	t' 
it's 	'tis 
it is 	'tis 
It is 	'tis 
It's 	'tis 
that's 	that 'tis 
that is	that 'tis 
girl[^sS] 	lass 
girls 	lassies 
boy[^sS] 	lad 
boys 	laddies 
him 	that scurvey dog 
her 	that comely wench 
him\. 	that drunken sailor 
He 	The ornery cuss 
She 	The winsome lass 
he 	he be 
she 	she be 
was 	were bein' 
food 	chow 
money 	dubloons 
dollars 	pieces of eight 
cents 	shillings 
probably 	likely 
idea 	notion 
machine 	contraption 
understand 	reckon 
died 	snuffed it 
ings 	in's 
ever 	e'er 
you're 	ye be 
you are 	ye be 