//Jive - Mashed together from different places on the internet. Credit to original author(s)
file	stash
send	t'row
program	honky code
atlas	Isaac
unix	slow mo-fo
UNIX	that slow mo-fo
takes	snatch'd
Mexican	wet-back
Italian	greaser
take	snatch
don't	duzn't
jive	JIBE
fool	honkyfool
modem	doodad
e the 	e da damn 
a the 	a da damn 
t the 	t da damn 
d the 	d da damn 
 man 	 dude 
woman	mama
girl	goat
somethin	sump'n
 lie 	 honky jibe 
([a-b]\.)	$1 Sheeeiit.
([e-f]\.)	$1 What it is, Mama!
([i-j]\.)	$1 Ya' know?
([m-n]\.)	$1 'S coo', bro.
([q-r]\.)	$1 Ah be baaad...
([u-v]\.)	$1 Man!
([y-z]\.)	$1 Slap mah fro!
Sure	Sho' nuff
sure	sho' nuff
 get	 git
will have	gots'ta
will	gots'ta 
got to	gots'ta
I am	I's gots'ta be
I'm	I's gots'ta be
am not 	aint 
is not 	aint 
are not 	aint
 are your	 is yo' 
 are you	 you is 
 hat 	 fedora 
 shoe 	 kicker 
haven't	aint
have to	gots'ta
have	gots'
 has	 gots'ta
come over	mosey on down
 come 	 mosey on down 
!	.  Right On!
buy	steal
 car 	 wheels 
drive	roll
 eat 	 feed da bud 
 black 	 brother 
 negro 	 brother
white	honky
nigger	 gentleman 
nice	supa' fine
person	sucka'
 thing	 wahtahmellun
home	plantation
name	dojigger
 path	 alley
computer	clunker
or	o'
killed	wasted
president	super-dude
prime minister	super honcho
injured	hosed
government	guv'ment
knew	knowed
because	a'cuz
Because	A'cuz
your	yo'
Your	Yo'
four	foe
got	gots
super 	hella 
very 	hella 
aren't	ain't
young	yung
you	ya'
You	You's
first	fust
police	honky pigs
 string	 chittlin'
 read	 eyeball
write	scribble
th	d
Th	D
ing	in'
 a 	 some 
 to\s+	 t'
tion	shun
 almost 	 mos' 
 from	 fum
 because 	 cuz' 
you're	youse
You're	Youse
alright	coo'
okay	coo'
er 	a' 
known	knode
want	wants'
beat	whup'
exp	'sp
exs	's
 exc	 's
 ex	 'es
like	likes
did	dun did
kind of	kind'a
women	honky chicks
 men 	 dudes 
 mens 	 dudes 
 man 	 dude 
woman	honky chick
dead	wasted
good	baaaad
open 	jimmey 
opened 	jimmey'd 
 very	 real
per	puh'
pera	puh'
oar	o'
 can	 kin
just 	plum 
detroit	Mo-town
western electric	da' cave
 believe	 recon'
[Ii]ndianapolis	Nap-town
 [Jj]ack	 Buckwheat
 [Bb]ob 	 Liva' Lips 
 [Pp]hil 	 dat fine soul 
 [Mm]ark 	 Amos 
[Rr]ober	Leroy
[Ss]andy	dat fine femahnaine ladee
[Jj]ohn 	Raz'tus 
 [Pp]aul	 Fuh'rina
[Rr]eagan	Kingfish
[Dd]avid	Issac
[Rr]onald	Rolo
 [Jj]im 	 Bo-Jangles 
 [Mm]ary	 Snow Flake
[Ll]arry	Remus
[Jj]oe	Massa' 
[Jj]oseph	Massa' 
mohammed	liva' lips
pontiff	wiz'
pope	wiz'
pravda	dat commie rag
broken	bugger'd
strange 	funky 
dance 	boogy 
 house	 crib
ask	ax'
 so 	 so's 
head	'haid
boss	main man
wife	mama
people	sucka's
'money	bre'd
amateur	begina'
radio	transista'
 of 	 uh 
what	whut
does	duz
was	wuz
 were	 wuz
understand it	dig it
understand	dig it
 my	 mah'
 [Ii] 	 ah' 
meta	meta-fuckin'
hair	fro
talked	rapped
talk 	rap 
music	beat
basket	hoop
football	ball
friend	homey
school	farm
boss	Man
want to	wanna
wants to	be hankerin' aftah
well	sheeit
Well	Sheeit
big	big-ass
bad	bad-ass
small	little-ass
sort of	radical
 is 	 be 
water	booze
book	scribblin'
magazine	issue of GQ
paper	sheet
\bup\b	down
\bdown\b	waaay down
break	boogie
Hi	'Sup dude
VAX	pink Cadillac
everyone	e'erwun